yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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