it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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