your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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