...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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