This girl is more easily done than said...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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