He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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