"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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