my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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