Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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