the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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