I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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