you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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