For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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