Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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