okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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