Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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