Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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