ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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