Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Floor bacon is actually really good
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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