just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
Randomize
