I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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