nut hugger
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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