"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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