Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Randomize
