i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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