Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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