1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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