i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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