I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
