franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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