Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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