i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I have fence marks all over my body
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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