last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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