Dual....:-)
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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