it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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