Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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