I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
