I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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