so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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