I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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