I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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