halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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