Can Purell be used as lube?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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