respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize