thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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