Sry I called you an 8
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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