she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He shit in the fireplace
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