last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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