so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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