Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Drunk is not a location!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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