Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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