Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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