I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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