dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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